Welcome to our online determination key.
Just like a normal reference work, you can identify several animals by answering a set of questions (about their butt).
We've prepared three species that are also covered in the guide. Of these, one will be chosen at random at the next step.
Good luck!
Is the butt hairless or featherless?
i) Yes, smooth as a baby
ii) Nope, but seems smooth still
Would the butt be cold to the touch?
i) Cold on the surface, but not in the heart
ii) Warm and squishy
Is the butt accompanied by a long tail?
i) Yes, a long tail with scales
ii) Nope, but small is also fine
Are there spikes on the butt's tail?
i) Yes, standing proudly!
ii) Nope, just smooth
Is the butt black to brown or pinkist to blushing red?
i) Yes, but don't fool yourself, they're not shy!
ii) Nope, they are greyish (try harder)
Is there fur that butts against the bum?
i) Yes, contrasting the bare buttocks
ii) Nope, exposed and skin coloured, but often protected by clothing
Does the head extremity have a horn?
i) Yes, this butt is horny
*disclaimer: keep your distance, always ask consent first*
ii) Nope, no point in that, is there?
Is the ass bathed in water or sand?
i) Sand, seems itchy
ii) Water, nice and clean
